Senior Show

 At my high school we have this tradition called "The Senior Show"; obviously it's something you get the privilege of doing your senior year. Any senior can sign up to be in the performance but no one is forced to perform. Our one English teacher creates a theme and then scripts the entire production. He gives each group of seniors a skit and works with the groups one night a week for about a month. This year our theme is "books we have read through out our school career". My group is rapping the children's story "Green Eggs and Ham" by Dr. Seuss. There's seven of us in our group; two of the guys are rapping the two main characters parts and the other five of us are acting out the parts of the book where Sam-I-Am asks the other main character if he would eat green eggs and ham in different locations. We've been trying to come up with entertaining actions to put into our skit to make it more humorous and so far it seems to be coming along favorably. The performance is in November and I hope everyone enjoys it.

I am Sam, I am Sam, Sam I am

That Sam-I-am, That Sam-I-am!

I do not like that Sam-I-am

Do you like green eggs and ham?

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not like green eggs and ham.

Would you like them Here or there?

I would not like them here or there.

I would not like them anywhere.

I do not like green eggs and ham.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am

Would you like them in a house?

Would you like them with a mouse?

I do not like them in a house.

I do not like them with a mouse.

I do not like them here or there.

I do not like them anywhere.

I do not like green eggs and ham.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you eat them in a box?

Would you eat them with a fox?

Not in a box, Not with a fox.

Not in a house, Not with a mouse.

I would not eat them here or there.

I would not eat them anywhere.

I would not eat green eggs and ham.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you? in a car?

Eat them! Eat them! Here they are.

I would not, could not in a car

You may like them. You will see.
You may like them in a tree?
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like them in a box.

I do not like them with a fox

I do not like them in a house
I do mot like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train! A train! A train!
Could you, would you on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Say! In the dark? Here in the dark!

Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not, in the dark.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like green eggs and ham?

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you, with a goat?

I would not, could not with a goat!

Would you, could you, on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.

I do not like them here or there.

I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like green eggs and ham!

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

You do not like them. SO you say.
Try them! Try them! And you may.
Try them and you may I say.

Sam! If you will let me be,
I will try them. You will see.

Say! I like green eggs and ham!
I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat!
And I would eat them with a goat...
And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good so good you see!

So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.

And I will eat them with a mouse.

And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

I do so like green eggs and ham!

Thank you! Thank you, Sam-I-am